Derry Recorder Tests Lady’s Raincoat for Water Ingress, 1929

From the Derry Journal, 12 April 1929:

“TEST IN COURT

A LADY’S WATERPROOF

INTERESTING DERRY CASE

GARMENT RETURNED AFTER EIGHT MONTHS

A barrister, two solicitors, the Court Registrar and the Court Caretaker spent fifteen minutes in Derry Courthouse yesterday testing the quality of a waterproof coat, a garment which was much on view during the hearing of a claim for £2 by Mrs Johanna Quinn, of Redcliffe, Dunfield Terrace, Waterside, against Messrs. Goorwitch Ltd., for alleged breach of warranty.

Mr Nicholson, barrister, appeared for Mrs Quinn and Mr Tracy for Goorwitch Ltd.

Mrs Quinn said she bought a coat in Goorwitch’s in January 1928 and paid £3 for it.  The manager guaranteed the garment to be fadeless and waterproof.

HIs Honour – Proof even against Derry rain? (laughter)

Mrs Quinn added that on the second occasion on which she wore the coat she got wet, and on the third occasion she got we through.  Months later she took the coat back, and complained about it.  The manager told her she could select any other coat in stock.  She could find none suitable, however.  She kept the coat all through the summer, but only wore it a few times.

Mr Tracy, said that when Mrs Quinn brought back the coat, it was immediately tested by the Derry manager and the Belfast manager, and found to be quite satisfactory.  In addition to their own test, they sent the coat for a test to the Municipal College of Technology, Belfast, whose certificate showed that it had undergone a 48 hour test and was thoroughly waterproof.

His Honour then suggested that a test could easily be carried out within the precincts of the Court, if both parties were agreeable.

Mr Nicholson (for the Plaintiff) Not for a day. (laughter)

His Honour: For half an hour.  Water could easily be poured over the coat for that time.

The coat, which was a prominent exhibit on the solicitors’ table, and had passed from hand to hand frequently for inspection, was then taken to the solicitors’ room, and placed in charge of the caretaker.

MrJoseph Loughrey, solicitor, suggested, amidst laughter, that the solicitors engaged in the case should undergo the same test as the coat.

Counsel and the solicitors engaged in the case helped to supervise the test, and in a few minutes Mr Tracy returned and asked Mr Dickson, Registrar, to act as umpire, as the parties were unable to agree as to the amount of water to be used

“I hope the Corporation won’t prosecute us for waste of water,” he said.

At the end of a further fifteen minutes, Mr Tracy came into court and requested his Honour to supervise the test, remarking that so much water was being used that some of it was bound to force its way through.  Mr Dickson remarked that the test had by then occupied fifteen minutes, and his Honour, considering that sufficient, directed that the coat be brought back into court.

Mr Dickson, when asked by his Honour what was the result of the test, said the inside of the coat seemed absolutely dry, but the plaintiff’s side claimed that a certain amount of water had edged through.

His Honour examining the coat, said there appeared to be no sign of damp inside.

Mr Tracy – We would require a Sherlock Holmes in the case.

His Honour – I am satisfied this is a good waterproof coat, and I dismiss this process.  Even I had found it was not waterproof, I would have held that this lady was altogether long in trying to repudiate the transaction.”

Another Derry coat case came up before the same Recorder in 1937 when John Kelly and Son, tailors., Foyle Street, sued Constable Michael Brennan, for £5.10s the price of a coat made for his wife. Mr Nicholson BL again represented the disgruntled buyer and opened the case for the plaintiff by referring to a case in London, regarding a coat which cost £875, in which the judge inspected the garment as worn by the lady plaintiff.

His Honour – Do you want your lady to try on the coat?

Mr Nicholson: – It might be a good idea.   

On the invitation of Mr Nicholson, the defendant’s wife retired to the solicitors’ room and returned to court wearing the coat.  She went into the witness box and pointed out to the Judge several alleged faults in the garment.

Judge Osborne:  It looks very well on you.

Mr Nicholson – It gives you a good figure. (laughter)

Witness – Thanks for the compliment. If it fitted I would pay for it and take it.

Giving a decree for the full amount, the Recorder said he was satisfied that the coat was all right and that the lady had taken exception to the material.

Two great examples of traditional Irish courtroom humour surviving the severance inflicted by Partition – and of law opting for practicality over glamour in mediating the difficulty when the reality experienced by the consumer fails to reflect the dream as promised by the manufacturer!

The Goorwitch department store empire in Northern Ireland was set up by Nat Goorwitch/Goorvitch, from Russia. Read more about it here.

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A Barrister’s Privilege Against Physical Retribution for Hurt Feelings, 1821

From Saunders’s News-Letter, 27 November 1821:

COURT OF COMMON PLEAS

On Saturday a conditional order was obtained by Counsellor Blackburne, the plaintiff, against Mr Hines, an attorney, for sending a Gentleman to him in the Hall of the Four Courts, to demand an explanation of account of some misunderstanding between them, and for telling him that he must abide the consequences of a refusal.

Mr Sergeant Vandeleur, on behalf of the defendant, contended that the rule ought not to be made absolute, for that when all the circumstances were detailed, they did not amount to a proof of a delivery of a challenge to fight.

Mr Wallace, for the plaintiff, said that Mr Blackburne, in the progress of an argument in the court, lately stated a particular passage of an affidavit, and contrasted that with another affidavit, in consequence of which Mr Hines felt hurt, and got up to controvert Mr Blackburne.  Mr Hines, on the next morning, sent a Gentleman to Mr Blackburne for explanation,; Mr Blackburne’s answer was, that whatever had been stated by him was stated in the discharge of his duty, and that he meant Mr Hines no personal offence whatever.  With this explanation, Mr Hines’s friend was satisfied.      

However, Mr Hines sent another messenger to meet Mr Blackburne, who did meet him accordingly in the Hall of the Four Courts, to whom Mr Blackburne again mildly explained in the presence of a Gentleman of the Bar, everything that he had done and said upon the occasion of receiving the former message whereupon the messenger asked him ‘Sir, have you any objection to put on paper what you have spoken by way of explanation?’  Mr Blackburne declined compliance and the reply was ‘then sir you must abide the consequences,’ the clear meaning of the last remark was that if Mr Blackburne, as a barrister, did not think proper to give satisfaction for what may displease an individual for an occurrence, which in the discharge of his duty takes place in open court, then he must be whipped.  

Lord Norbury: At my advanced period of life, I find a difficulty in believing the possibility of such an occurrence.  Two days have scarcely elapsed since the trial, from whence this matter emanated, took place in this Court.  It is our duty to protect the Gentlemen of the Bar, as well as the Public, and we should be unworthy if we did not so so with firmness on an occasion such as the present. 

At the trial alluded to, the Attorney stepped forward in his robes, and although the court did not commit him, he did everything in his power to commit himself.  What! Is he to be the hero of his profession? To use ‘pens for pistols, ink for blood’?  If he is suffered to run this race, to outstrip our brethren thus, the rights of the bar are lost, we injure society as well as the advocates of a free country, if we strip them, or consent to their being stripped, of those privileges which I hope they will long maintain.    

The conduct of Mr Blackburne was conciliating and kind, he stated that he had meant no offence, and yet what amounts almost to a challenge was delivered in our very court.  If such is to be the history of our profession, what will be its effect?   What the impression made, when this matter goes forth into our country, many parts of which are at present in a miserably disturbed state.  We had better strip off our robes, and fling them to the winds, if we do not protect the gentlemen of the Bar.   How can an Irish Gentleman, practising at the Bar in Ireland for many years, tell me that what has been stated in this case is not a challenge to fight?  

With respect to the individual concerned, he has not uttered one word of contrition, no acknowledgment of shame, or a word by way amends honourable to that profession he has so inured.  This has been the most levelling and audacious attempt I ever heard of.  If had ever used a hasty expression, and one that ought to be apologised for, to any member of a profession I have ever loved and regarded, I should conceive it my duty to make to him the best amends in my power.  I will, as far as I can, protect Counsel, and use every means in my power to defend the privileges of the Bar.”

John Toler, Lord Norbury, Chief Justice of the Common Pleas in Ireland, 1800-1827, while not normally regarded as a sympathetic character, certainly stood up for the rights of barristers on this occasion!  His ruling above is characteristic of many of his judgments in containing a pun, a misquote, a self-deprecating comment about his age (a sprightly 81!)  and the sort of basic common sense which it is not necessary to be a lawyer to understand.  It also shows the value placed by judges of that era on their role as guardians of the public peace.

By the time of Lord Norbury’s retirement from the Bench six years later, Counsellor Blackburne was a Senior Counsel and King’s Serjeant at Law; he subsequently rose to the giddy height of Sir Francis Blackburne, Lord Chancellor of Ireland.

Mr Hines continued in practice as an attorney, becoming involved in at least one further physical dispute with a legal colleague (an attorney by the name of Boswell) on the steps of the Royal Exchange, Dublin, in 1835.  He later appears as a witness for Mr Robert Caldwell, in another great solicitor-barrister dispute of the early 19th century – the 1842 trial of Mr Caldwell, an attorney, for attempted violation by force of the wife of one of his briefed barristers.

Despite his reprehensible performance at the trial of Robert Emmet, we must thank Lord Norbury for formally recognising a barrister’s immunity from physical chastisement for offence caused to the other side in the discharge of our duty.  Without this, we would all be dodging beatings daily! 

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Leonard McNally, Barrister Lyricist, 1787-9

Irish barristers often have many unexpected talents – and Leonard McNally BL was no exception.

Not only did ‘McNally the Incorruptible’ purport to act as defence counsel for Irish barrister revolutionaries Robert Emmet (above) and the Sheares Brothers while simultaneously informing on them to the authorities, but he was also a songwriter on the side.

McNally (above, at Emmet trial) was in fact the unlikely protagonist of one of the Bar of Ireland’s legendary love affairs – a romance which graced the English stage in epic musical form for many years thereafter.

Fifteen years before the Emmet Rebellion, McNally, then a Dublin grocer’s son newly qualified as a barrister, had fallen in love with Frances L’Anson, of Hill House, Richmond, Yorkshire (portrait here) and written a song about her called ‘The Lass of Richmond Hill.’ First performed publicly at Vauxhall Gardens in 1789, and written some years previously, the song became one of the most popular of the time, and was said to be a favourite of George III.

Those playing down the song’s Irish connection have argued that the music accompanying these lyrics was composed by an Englishman, James Hook, but credit must be given to McNally for introducing into the English language the phrase ‘rose without a thorn’.

A less romantic side of the McNally/L’Anson relationship is that Dublin legal society of the time regarded them as a particularly smelly couple – neither being fastidious in matters of washing, or indeed dress, it was regarded as unwise to ask them to dinner without the windows being fully open!

McNally’s early, unexpected, prowess in the world of musical theatre is intriguing, to say the least. Why not read about his subsequent history, expertly detailed by Adrian Hardiman and Eoin O’Connor BL, while listening to Sweet Lass of Richmond Hill?

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Take Off That Ugly Mask: The Problem of Barristers’ Hirsute Appendages, 1866-1896

From the Irish Times, 12 and 17 November 1863:

“SIR – The press has ever been the resort of those who have a grievance to complain of.  I trust therefore, you will give me an opportunity of saying a few words against the custom which has compelled so many members of the bar, at the approach of Term, to use the devastating razor and to remove that ornament of the manly countenance which they have cultivated with such care during the long vacation.  Truly, sir, the consternation which manifested itself among the bearded members of the legal profession as the fatal 2nd of November drew near, might have moved a heart of stone.  For months they had, as they fondly hoped, commanded the admiration of their fair friends by the display of that hirsute appendage which is said to find favour in female eyes; and now it was all over.  Those moustaches which they had so often and so fondly stroked must disappear before the irresistible force of custom.  To the uninitiated it certainly does seem strange that a lawyer should be obliged to remove his own hair, while he encumbers his head and heats his brain by a wig of horsehair.  It might, perhaps, be thought by those whose only guide is common sense that it would be more natural to allow him to retain his own hair… and dispense with all other.  Yours etc., A ‘Barefaced Barrister’. 

SiR – Having read the letter of ‘A Barefaced Barrister in your impression a few days since, I wish to endorse his remarks in sober earnest, for really the matter is not a mere trifle.  I have two objections to shaving, one, that nature gave man hair on his face and accordingly man ought to keep it there, the other the loss of time and inconvenience attending the process of shaving.  If we estimate the time spent in shaving at a quarter of an hour, which is not, I think too much, we shall find that at the end of the year we have thus devoted 91 1/4 hours or almost four days of 2 1/2 hours each.  Could this not have been spent more profitably?  Hoping that this important subjects may be taken up by others and that we, poor ‘barefaced barristers’ may soon see the day when no longer barefaced we may defy the winds in the Hall of the Four courts, which, like Admiral Fitzroy’s, may be expected from almost opposite quarters successively.  Your Obedient Servant, Imberbis.”

As anyone who reads Dickens knows, 19th century barristers were known for their full whiskers or ‘mutton chops,’ often a little snarly if trimmed by inexpert hand prior to the introduction of the safety razor.   

Things got a little hairier after the return of hirsute, tanned soldiers from the Crimea brought the beard and moustache back into fashion among the younger set, much to the distaste of a number of English judges.  Lord Justice Knight Bruce refused to hear, or, more precisely, completely ignored, a young barrister who appeared before him bearded, and Vice-Chancellor Bacon, in particular, took no pleasure in arguments proceeding from hirsute lips. ‘Go back to your chambers, take off that ugly mask; Return here and conduct your case decently,’ was his fierce injunction to a bearded barrister. By the end of the century, some progress had been made, with the Newcastle Evening Chronicle remarking that bearded barristers are as highly thought of now and enjoy as good a practice as those who stick to the old fashion, with even highly-regarded members of the bench now displaying impressive chin appendages.  

Such change came too late for the likes of early barrister beard-wearer Mr TE Brierley, of Gray’s Inn, once possessor of ‘an extraordinary profusion of hair extending from his upper lip to his chest,’ self-described as an essential protective against bronchitis. The English senior bar did not agree and passed a vote of censure against him in the 1850s for bringing the profession into disrepute. Brierley, of a sensitive disposition, subsequently found minor fame as a litigant, alternately suing and hitting with a large stick anyone who teased him about his appearance, including Michael Donovan, a labourer, who was fined 20d in 1855 for encouraging Irish immigrant children to ask Brierley how much he would sell his beard for.

And that brings us on to a very interesting question for lawyers – how much in damages for lost facial hair?   No less a luminary than Chief Baron Christopher Palles got to decide this question when hearing a County Court Appeal, Clancy v O’Connell, at the Limerick Assizes of 1896.  The defendant, a butcher, had taken three cuts out of the plaintiff’s flowing whiskers with a scissors, and then called on people to see what he done to the ‘Barrister of Park’ and sang the comic song ‘Still his Whiskers Grew’.  Mr Clancy was not in fact a barrister, but clearly the association of barristers and whiskers remained in popular memory! The County Court judge only awarded Mr Clancy 6d but Chief Baron Palles said this decision could not be upheld for a moment and was only adding insult to injury. He gave a decree for five guineas.  

Palles, of course, was possessor of an impressive Herod beard (below). Would a clean-shaven judge have been so sympathetic? 

The Mythical Miss Staveley and the Bamboozled Bar Benevolent Fund, 1927

From the Yorkshire Post and Leeds Intelligencer, 17 March 1927:

A remarkable story of the perpetration of frauds on many prominent people both in this country and in Ireland was told at Highgate yesterday, when John LM Reddington, alias Edward McLaughlin (59), of 451 Archway Road, Highgate, was charged with obtaining £1 by false pretences from Mr Andrew Charles O’Connor, formerly Master of the Rolls In Ireland and further with obtaining £25 by false pretences from the Benevolent Society of the Bar of Ireland.

Accused was the son of William McLaughlin QC, who died in Dublin 30 years ago.  His father was one of the founders of the Benevolent Society of the Bar of Ireland.  Accused was never connected with the Bar, and had no real occupation.  He was independent up to about 1910, when his wife lost her money through speculation.  He remembered his father’s connection with the Benevolent Society of the Bar of Ireland, and applied to them and was assisted with £10 and £5.  He subsequently recollected that a Mr Staveley, who was a barrister, had died some years ago.  He wrote to the Society for assistance for Miss Staveley.  He said she was going blind, and he received £25 from the Society for the purpose of getting her into a Thanet home for the blind.  For this purpose he also obtained money from Lord Carson, Lord Atkinson, and other people.  Miss Staveley was a myth so far as he was concerned.  He was sorry now he had done it.

Mr Andrew Charles O’Connor, formerly Master of the Rolls in Ireland, giving evidence, said he sent the accused £1.

When asked if he pleaded guilty, the accused said ‘I am guilty,’ and in reply to a further question said ‘I don’t want to speak.’

Detective Inspector Parsons said the accused had been carrying on a remarkable series of frauds for a number of years, and had obtained money from a large number of people.  In 1923 he wrote in the name of Mary McLaughlin to a very old and retired Judge of Ireland, who was also bedridden, stating that she was very ill and under the care of a Dr Nash.   The Judge sent some money.  Eventually, Mary McLaughlin was supposed to have died, and ‘Dr Nash’ then wrote to the judge for money on the plea of need.

Detective Inspector Parsons said that the accused had a daughter living with him; and, as far as he understood, the daughter had done no work, but had been supported by her father.”

Mr McLaughlin was subsequently sentenced to twelve months’ imprisonment.

The Benevolent Society of the Bar of Ireland – established in 1895 for the purposes of providing a fund applied wisely, delicately and prudently in aid of less fortunate members of the profession overtaken by sickness and distress – was the brainchild of Irish barrister Edward Gibson, who, in his later incarnation of Lord Ashbourne, Lord Chancellor of Ireland, presided over its initial meetings.   Gibson was an enthusiastic chairman with no compunction about imposing pressure to donate; at the 1901 AGM he publicly regretted the fact that, in contrast to their High Court brethren, members of the County Court Bench were still displaying a ’rather temperate enthusiasm’ as regards their annual contributions.  Presumably they mended their hand the following year!

Lord Ashbourne, first President of the Bar Benevolent Society

Gibson’s brother, John, also a judge, left a large donation to the Society when he died in 1923, although, as one newspaper remarked, like many another famous judge and lawyer he failed to comply with the requirements of the law in his own will and an affidavit of due execution was required before it could be admitted to probate.  John Gibson’s will, made shortly before his death, expressed his sadness at having with deep regret quitted Ireland and having finally decided to make England his home for the rest of his life, ‘which cannot now at my advanced age be long.’        

A separate Benevolent Society was formed by the Northern Irish Bar following Partition, chaired by Sir James Andrews, Lord Chief Justice of Northern Ireland.  In 1930, Hugh Kennedy, the first Chief Justice of the Irish Free State, reached out to Sir John Ross, the last Lord Chancellor of Ireland, to ask him to act as President of the Society of the Bar of Ireland.   A letter of refusal was read out at the Society’s AGM of 1930, in which Sir John, now resident in Tyrone, stated that, although gratified and honoured by the invitation, 

‘I belong to, and represent a system and a state of things that has passed away, a return of one from the Shades to take part in the actual work of the present is hardly likely to advance the admirable work your committee has in hand.’

The blow was softened somewhat by Sir John’s statement that he was pleased to note from his continued reading of the Law Reports that Free State judges were continuing the great traditions of strict justice and impartiality and the Bar of Ireland was upholding the traditional courage and skill for which it was at all times famous.

Sir John Ross

The Benevolent Society of the Bar of Ireland is still active today.  One unresolved mystery, the answer to which may perhaps be found in its records, relates to the death of a ‘Mrs Laura Wingfield’ from gas poisoning in Ealing, London, in January 1927 – shortly before Mr McLaughlin’s arrest. An inquest subsequently found that she had taken her own life as a result of temporary insanity.  An accompanying note read

“Will the finder of my dead body communicate with the Honorary Secretary of the Benevolent Society of the Bar of Ireland? My poor effects here I desire to be sold to defray funeral expenses. The contents of my life story I wish to be published in an Irish paper, or in ‘The Daily Mail’ or ‘Daily Sketch.

Presumably the mysterious Mrs Wingfield must have had some family or marital connection to the Irish Bar. According to the policeman who investigated her death – subsequently found to have been as a result of temporary insanity – there was no sign of any MSS among her papers, I wonder what her life story would have told?

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